I am a failure. Not as in the "I can't do anything right and nobody likes me" way, but rather in the "I choose not to do things, and people don't like me because i don't like them." Apparently, everyone says I'm going "down hill". I choose to think that I'm going "around-hill." Meaning; I'm just taking the short cut through life and skipping past the boring parts. Cutting the parts i don't like may be detrimental to my future, but I don't really care about that. Without the dull parts of life, I am free to spend time doing what makes me happy. And after all, the only reason people do care is so they have a happy life in the future. I'm just ahead of the curve. the potential self demise that I face is the aspect of my life that qualifies me as an apocalyptic hero, while my accute ability to be lazy defines me as an anti-hero.
